Safrawflow Latnadjam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered crocodile.

Safrawflow Latnadjam created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safrawflow Latnadjam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safrawflow Latnadjam, she will turn you into a frog.

Safrawflow Latnadjam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Safrawflow Latnadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not take Safrawflow Latnadjam's name in vain.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safrawflow Latnadjam.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.