Binjenfly is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical meerkat.

Binjenfly created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binjenfly, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binjenfly, it will turn you into a duck.

Binjenfly's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Binjenfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Binjenfly in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.