Cemcepnib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive skunk.

Cemcepnib created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemcepnib, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cemcepnib, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cemcepnib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cemcepnib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cemcepnib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemcepnib.

3. Never wear brown stockings.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never hurt ants.