Vinlit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair lizard.

Vinlit created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinlit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vinlit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of shrews.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Hide from blue monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing violet shirts.