Lidciprul is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental ant.

Lidciprul created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidciprul, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidciprul, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lidciprul's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Lidciprul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lidciprul.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never sprint near frogs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.