Carwikjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody cow.

Carwikjat created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carwikjat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Carwikjat, she will not care at all.

Carwikjat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Carwikjat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.