Davadcad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic donkey.

Davadcad created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davadcad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davadcad, she will send you a sign.

Davadcad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Davadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing boots.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing orange dresses.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never pour water over plants.