Kopbeddav is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured dog.

Kopbeddav created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Kopbeddav, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kopbeddav, she will turn you into a mole.

Kopbeddav's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kopbeddav's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kopbeddav.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear black skirts.

5. Put Kopbeddav first in all things.