Wegbaping is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful pigeon.

Wegbaping created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Wegbaping, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wegbaping, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wegbaping's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wegbaping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Put Wegbaping first in all things.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wegbaping on top of all buildings.