Logjatwod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, happy donkey.

Logjatwod created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logjatwod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Logjatwod, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Logjatwod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Logjatwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if five voles approach from the east.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing violet coats and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about turtles.