Minvilqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy aardvark.

Minvilqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Minvilqueeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Minvilqueeg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Minvilqueeg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Minvilqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing gray shorts.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Minvilqueeg loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick mice.