Cubnartged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able bird.

Cubnartged created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnartged, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cubnartged, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cubnartged's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cubnartged's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Cubnartged loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fire.