Ingsafomin is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced
mink.
Ingsafomin created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingsafomin, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ingsafomin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Ingsafomin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Ingsafomin's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Ingsafomin in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never wear blue ear rings.
3. Erect six silver sculptures of Ingsafomin on top of important buildings.
4. Never wear stockings.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.