Fabxinjipvenparkrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering deer.

Fabxinjipvenparkrag created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabxinjipvenparkrag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabxinjipvenparkrag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fabxinjipvenparkrag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fabxinjipvenparkrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not commit murder.