Kimligmet is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous unicorn.

Kimligmet created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kimligmet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimligmet, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kimligmet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kimligmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near dogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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