Flagbellgutdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish slug.

Flagbellgutdiss created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagbellgutdiss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagbellgutdiss, it will turn you into a duck.

Flagbellgutdiss' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flagbellgutdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Worship no other gods but Flagbellgutdiss.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Flagbellgutdiss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never bounce in holy places.