Sakvadsas is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome mole.

Sakvadsas created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvadsas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sakvadsas, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sakvadsas' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sakvadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the west.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Sakvadsas four times a day.