Nutsab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful dingo.

Nutsab created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Nutsab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nutsab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nutsab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never talk about planets.