Fasgunspag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous salamander.

Fasgunspag created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgunspag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fasgunspag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fasgunspag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fasgunspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fasgunspag on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if six goats approach from the north.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Worship no other gods but Fasgunspag.