Dutfastikril is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient centaur.

Dutfastikril created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutfastikril, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutfastikril, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dutfastikril's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dutfastikril's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Dutfastikril in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dutfastikril.