Cunnabbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered snake.

Cunnabbeg created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunnabbeg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cunnabbeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cunnabbeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cunnabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your chest white.

3. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Cunnabbeg loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.