Bopcidquart is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous frog.

Bopcidquart created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcidquart, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopcidquart, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bopcidquart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bopcidquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.