Butflycip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful cobra.

Butflycip created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Butflycip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butflycip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Butflycip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Butflycip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Butflycip loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your neck magenta.