Farxin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome dolphin.

Farxin created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farxin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Farxin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Farxin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Farxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always obey Farxin's priests.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never write about planets.