Sabfodmip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid otter.

Sabfodmip created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabfodmip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sabfodmip, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sabfodmip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sabfodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Run away from white horses, for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.