Fliscanstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable horse.

Fliscanstaf created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fliscanstaf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fliscanstaf, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fliscanstaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fliscanstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Feed all hungry seals.