Fliscanstaf is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, charitable
horse.
Fliscanstaf created a strange quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Fliscanstaf, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fliscanstaf, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Fliscanstaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Fliscanstaf's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in holy places.
2. Never think ill of sick great tits.
3. Always wear violet.
4. Do not speak about tomatoes.
5. Feed all hungry seals.