Linomtmad is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, deceitful
crane.
Linomtmad created time and space twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Linomtmad, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Linomtmad, she will destroy your favourite star.
Linomtmad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Linomtmad's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Put Linomtmad first in all things.
4. Never think about spacetime.
5. Linomtmad loves bats, so they must be respected.