Nabpopdap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nabpopdap created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabpopdap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabpopdap, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nabpopdap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nabpopdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.