Omtfebnandobgenzag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring centaur.

Omtfebnandobgenzag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfebnandobgenzag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtfebnandobgenzag, it will turn you into a plant.

Omtfebnandobgenzag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Omtfebnandobgenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omtfebnandobgenzag.

2. Never feed pineapples to capybaras while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing yellow boots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.