Bopmitsadfon is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast
alligator.
Bopmitsadfon created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bopmitsadfon, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bopmitsadfon, he will have a low opinion of you.
Bopmitsadfon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Bopmitsadfon's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your head.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.
4. Always help foxes.
5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.