Bopmitsadfon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast alligator.

Bopmitsadfon created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopmitsadfon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopmitsadfon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bopmitsadfon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bopmitsadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.