Fosstadsag Zimcunwig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic cobra.

Fosstadsag Zimcunwig created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstadsag Zimcunwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fosstadsag Zimcunwig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fosstadsag Zimcunwig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fosstadsag Zimcunwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fosstadsag Zimcunwig on top of all buildings.
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