Misruttap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful hamster.

Misruttap created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misruttap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Misruttap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Misruttap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Misruttap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from magenta hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Misruttap on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat lemons.