Xucbod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical camel.

Xucbod created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucbod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xucbod, he will turn you into a tree.

Xucbod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xucbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near whales while wearing pink jumpers.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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