Gudbanyart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Gudbanyart created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbanyart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudbanyart, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gudbanyart's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gudbanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing coats.

3. Do not take Gudbanyart's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear kilts.
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