Vadnuring is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy parrot.

Vadnuring created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadnuring, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadnuring, he will not care.

Vadnuring's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vadnuring's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Vadnuring in the centre of the settlement.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Vadnuring loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick foxes.