Ladtadlat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring chicken.

Ladtadlat created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtadlat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladtadlat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ladtadlat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ladtadlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about enzymes.