Cibsasnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witty squid.

Cibsasnurl created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Cibsasnurl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cibsasnurl, she will think nothing of it.

Cibsasnurl's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cibsasnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn dresses.

2. Never sing near sheep.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.