Flowshavbest is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered
jellyfish.
Flowshavbest created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowshavbest, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Flowshavbest, he will laugh at you.
Flowshavbest's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Flowshavbest's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never think ill of sick manatees.
3. Never mention badgers.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not speak about parsnips.