Flowshavbest is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Flowshavbest created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowshavbest, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowshavbest, he will laugh at you.

Flowshavbest's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flowshavbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.