Rulsuglanlag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind jellyfish.

Rulsuglanlag created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Rulsuglanlag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulsuglanlag, he will turn you into a rock.

Rulsuglanlag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rulsuglanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Always obey Rulsuglanlag's priests.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to ants while wearing red boots.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.