Rulsuglanlag is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, kind
jellyfish.
Rulsuglanlag created snails two years ago.
If you believe in
Rulsuglanlag, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Rulsuglanlag, he will turn you into a rock.
Rulsuglanlag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Rulsuglanlag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
3. Always obey Rulsuglanlag's priests.
4. Never feed lots of spinach to ants while wearing red boots.
5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.