Targwabnell is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, calm
alligator.
Targwabnell created a quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targwabnell, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Targwabnell, she will boil you in a big pot.
Targwabnell's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Targwabnell's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Targwabnell.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.