Targwabnell is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm alligator.

Targwabnell created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targwabnell, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targwabnell, she will boil you in a big pot.

Targwabnell's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Targwabnell's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Targwabnell.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.