Mid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthinking hedgehog.

Mid created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mid, she will make you grow a tail.

Mid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always obey Mid's priests.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mid.