Yodripbess is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid dove.

Yodripbess created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yodripbess, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yodripbess, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yodripbess' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yodripbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Yodripbess must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Yodripbess loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Never jump in the presence of moths.

5. Never talk about snakes.