Hubgodced is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating fox.

Hubgodced created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubgodced, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubgodced, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hubgodced's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hubgodced's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.