Libarpnurtlarpbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast bear.

Libarpnurtlarpbog created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libarpnurtlarpbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Libarpnurtlarpbog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Libarpnurtlarpbog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Libarpnurtlarpbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick frogs.