Hampogkop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying narwhal.

Hampogkop created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hampogkop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hampogkop, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hampogkop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hampogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.