Damnarlhanpig Monhabbif is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong weasel.

Damnarlhanpig Monhabbif created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damnarlhanpig Monhabbif, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Damnarlhanpig Monhabbif, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Damnarlhanpig Monhabbif's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Damnarlhanpig Monhabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Damnarlhanpig Monhabbif in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.