Negbutbeggunwatjan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless armadillo.

Negbutbeggunwatjan created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbutbeggunwatjan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negbutbeggunwatjan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Negbutbeggunwatjan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Negbutbeggunwatjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Hide if eight cats approach from the south.