Stragjarnwip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy horse.

Stragjarnwip created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Stragjarnwip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stragjarnwip, it will cry a lot.

Stragjarnwip's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stragjarnwip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Stragjarnwip in the centre of the settlement.