Fomgidbaf is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident
grasshopper.
Fomgidbaf created viruses eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fomgidbaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fomgidbaf, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Fomgidbaf's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Fomgidbaf's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never feed lots of grapes to mice while wearing turquoise corsets.
3. Do not dye your hair purple.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Fomgidbaf.