Bustimtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane cobra.

Bustimtaf created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bustimtaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bustimtaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bustimtaf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bustimtaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bustimtaf six times a day.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not take Bustimtaf's name in vain.

5. Bustimtaf loves foxes, so they must be respected.